that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.
Because I am Eric Foreman
and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people
and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole
We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.
someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME
it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your handMy tears
I’ve saved this since March to post.
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
Never stop reblogging…
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
I was tagged by tyler-the-little-merman to post 5 facts about myself. So here we gooo.
1. I’m 18, starting college in a month, and I’m scared to death.
2. The love of my life is leaving for Basic Training in three weeks. And even though I’m very, VERY proud of him. I’m going to miss him like hell :(
3. I’m terrible at being alone. I have panic attacks, more so as of lately.
4. I have horrible self esteem and jealousy issues. If I just see a really pretty girl, I instantly hate both her and myself. It’s a problem.
5. I’m not only terrible at making friends, but at keeping them as well. I just figure I’m going to annoy people and I just wait for them to come to me.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
I used to give my stuffed animals responsibilities and kiss them all before I left for summer vacation.
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
I could either have black eyes, or blue hair that changes to green in the sunlight :D I like my options
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
I’m sleeping on the couch because there’s Netflix in here and I’m too lazy to get another pillow. Now you understand.
I was going to go outside today but then I realized I don’t like the sun. Or putting on pants. Or people.